WHY THE GOVERNMENT SHOULD PAY ME FOR PARENTING SKILLS!

This is probably an unpopular opinion but I truly wholeheartedly believe we shouldn't be tortured raising kids without financial daily payments. I know you are probably asking...well? how much do we ask ? what amount would suffice to raise these Satan Spawns from hell?

The answer? NO MONEY IS ENOUGH! If Bill Gates suddenly wanted to be generous and contribute to the cause I would STILL want more. Kids are horrible! We have to carry them for 9 months only to be tortured again during pregnancy. We watch them ignore our parenting advice and scream in horror when our demands goes unrecognizable.

The below picture of my son when he was a tender terror of three. It was the most frustrating time of my life. I love my son, I loved him when he was ripped from my belly by Caesarean section. I even loved being a parent. Until, his perfect smile and his plump cheeks just wasn't loving anymore. Then the worst happened. ....

HE GREW OLDER

And this is when life took a drastic turn.

I remember taking this photo. I was sitting on the couch when suddenly I heard

"MOM OMG COME RIGHT NOW! I NEED HELP"

I jumped up and ran through the house similar to a track star following his screaming.

When I turned the corner I was jolted into a uncanny experience.

"Look mom! I'm batman" he yelled

After I came to I pulled my phone out of my back pocket and took a photo. Then I told him.

"You got up there by yourself, now get down by yourself." "Oh yeah! and the hospitals are closed for today.

I walked down the stairs and did not break a sweat seconds later when I heard a loud crash and his small voice.

"Ouch"