Men come up with the wildest stories to impress you. Has your husband ever told you a crazy excuse when he came home late? Imagine if you compiled each of these stories into a collection, each one crazier than the last. Think about each time a man has tried to impress you with a cockamamie story, then multiply that!

This laugh-out-loud memoir is for everyone who’s rolled their eyes when a man has chatted them up at a bar or gym.